Laugh, mofos.
Yours' till the face books,
Sumo
sumo signs off.-clickety clack clickety clack-
I sit here typing away on my keyboard at this unearthly hour.
The air conditioner in my room is way too cold.
One unit, cooling my unbelievably small room is overkill.
Well, it's definitely better than having to withstand the urban heat of a landed estate, but still...
A choice of two extremes it seems. I'll stick with cold.
Looks like I'll need a shot of whiskey to keep me warm.
Meh.
Milo works too.
Night people!
Your's till the lecture notes,
Sumo
sumo signs off. I got a new air conditioner coming into my room in about a half hour.
There's a new guppy youngling in my tank, which was the reason my mom was screaming at me last night, when she found that I had used her cup to separate the youngling from the parents.
There's also another new addition to my room - a half finished bottle of Chivas Regal.
Within a few more weeks, there could be a new television set here.
Oh, and the laptop I'm typing on is a new too.
Everything about my room is new. I love it. It's my space, my home, my crib.
And no one else but me owns it.
Awe-fucking-some.
And y'know what's the best part?
I bought all of this shit.
Not my parents, not my relatives, but me, myself and I.
3 cheers for me!
Hip hip hooray!
-ctrl+c 3 times-
Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
For you unobservant toots, that's 4 cheers.
You know something?
Since I'm bored, I'mma go ram some haikus for my classmates. All in 5-7-5 format:
pauline damn awesome,
oh! but she has a penknife!
pauline damn scary.
His name is damn long.
Arjun Balasubrama-
niam. More than seven.
Shawn Tay mother buff.
He drinks buffer solution.
Is got tikua one.
Another vegan.
This one the hair damn curly.
Beer is for pussies.*
Pat sometimes damn high.
Cows also have their down times;
therefore HiLo milk.
King of pool, joker.
"Eh sumo! When go ram pool?"
What did Meng see? You.
Bow down to our God.
For he breaks Physics Lab chairs.
Maooooooooooooooooo! <------counted as 5 syllables.
You never see him.
That's not cos' Imran's dark-skinned.
Owes me ninety bucks.
Resident Korean.
'Shibal', Asahi is kay.
See him when he's drunk.
Yueda gravitates?
Sure, when he had more money.
Well, now he's lonely.
Cheena construction.
That's Kaicheng's fave attire.
Dota all day long.
Bah, I'll stop here. My air con's coming soon.
Ciao!
Yours till the G spots,
Sumo
sumo signs off.
